How does the Screw It! subscription cat scratching post work?

You buy a premium solid Beech hardwood base once — it's yours to keep forever. Then choose your delivery frequency (monthly, every 2, 3, or 6 months) and we send fresh natural sisal replacement posts on your schedule. When a post is worn, unscrew it by hand and screw in the new one. No tools, 30 seconds.

How is Screw It! different from Omlet, Bosscat, or other scratching posts?

Screw It! is the only subscription cat scratching post — you get automatic replenishment without thinking about it. The base is solid Beech hardwood (not bamboo or MDF), and the M8 screw-in system means you replace only the worn sisal post, not the whole unit. Omlet's Switch is a one-time purchase; Bosscat requires you to send the post back for re-covering. Screw It! delivers fresh posts to your door on autopilot.

Why sisal instead of carpet or cardboard?

Natural sisal is the gold standard for cat scratching — the coarse texture satisfies a cat's instinct to scratch, it shreds in long fibres cats love, and it lasts far longer than carpet or cardboard. Unlike carpet, sisal doesn't harbour dust mites, and unlike cardboard it doesn't produce fine particle mess.

How often do I need to replace the sisal post?

It depends on your cat's scratching intensity. Most cats need a fresh post every 1–3 months. Screw It! lets you choose your own delivery frequency — monthly, every 2 months, every 3 months, or every 6 months — and you can change it anytime.

Can I cancel my subscription anytime?

Yes. You can cancel, pause, or change your delivery frequency at any time. There are no lock-in contracts. The hardwood base is yours to keep regardless.

Is the hardwood base a one-time cost?

Yes. You buy the base once at the Founders price ($85 Standard, $119 Large) and keep it forever. The subscription covers sisal replacement posts only — 1 post for $34 delivered, or a 2-pack for $61 with free shipping.

Do you ship across Australia?

Yes — we ship Australia-wide. Free shipping is included on 2-post subscription orders.

FOUNDERS 100

EXCLUSIVE PRE-LAUNCH OFFER — ONLY 100 SPOTS

Be one of the first 100 founding members of SCREW IT! and lock in 10% off scratch posts — forever. Even when prices rise, your founding rate is locked in for life.

Founders Pricing

Option	Founders Price	Standard Price
Large Base (setup)	$119 AUD	$139 AUD
Standard Base (setup)	$85 AUD	$99 AUD
2-Pack (Large, per delivery)	$74 — free shipping	$82 + shipping
Single Post (Large, per delivery)	$44	$49 + $5.95 shipping
2-Pack (Standard, per delivery)	$61 — free shipping	$68 + shipping
Single Post (Standard, per delivery)	$34	$38 + $5.95 shipping

Founder Perks

💰 10% Off Posts — Forever — Locked in at founding rates even when prices rise.
📦 Free Shipping on Every Delivery — Founders-only perk. No shipping fees ever.
🏆 Numbered Founder Certificate — Your permanent spot on the Screw It! Founders Wall.
✍️ Handwritten Note from Will — A personal thank-you in every single order.
🏷️ Early Access to Everything — New colors, new products, new features — you see it first.

How It Works

Unbox Your Base — Premium hardwood base arrives with your first sisal post and decorative cap.
Screw It In — Hand-tighten the post. M8 precision threading. 30 seconds. No tools.
Cat Destroys It — Fresh, satisfying scratch surface. Your furniture survives.
New Post Arrives — On your schedule. Unscrew the old, screw in the new. Repeat forever.

Frequently Asked Questions

What if my cat doesn't use it?: Cats are naturally drawn to sisal — it mimics tree bark. 30-day guarantee means you can return it, no drama.
Can I cancel my subscription?: Anytime. No lock-in, no cancellation fees. Keep your base forever.
When will my order ship?: Founders orders ship approximately 8-10 weeks after the campaign closes.
What wood is the base made from?: 100% solid Beech hardwood. Not rubberwood, not MDF, not bamboo. Furniture-grade hardwood with non-toxic EN71-3 certified lacquer.